Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと（おすすめch紹介）

2分で「パスタ」を作った結果・・・！？【はあちゃまクッキング】

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　Twitterのフォローしてね♡ ➡https://twitter.com/akaihaato.

麺を足せばおいしく食べれるよん💕みんなやってみてね♪

Looks like HaatoBasic is at it again

Haato: shows shadow of hand*Me: *woman, please keep your privacy.*

これ見ると一人暮らし出来そうって思える

Everyone is talking about how she is cooking with her feet or comparing to how to basic, and ignoring the deep voiced haachama 1:23

This looks disgusting, strangely appetizing, and delicious all at the same time…

I feel like she’s gonna die of food poisoning any day now

First few seconds: Damn that looks good, I’m hungry nowAfter finishing video: I think I’ll pass on lunch

Haato: I’m gonna cook dinnerH.P. Lovecraft looking at the result: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

は。。。はあちゃまのためなら。。。食う。。。よ。。。

？？？「大親友のパスタの連れそれ見てパスタ作ったおまえ」

0:04　札束置くみたいに麺投げつけるのホント草

Make instant pastaDirections: cook the pasta, stir with sauce, give greeens as garnish.Hachama: Cook the pasta, Stir with Greens, sprinkle sauce as garnish.Genius!

“why are you watching this in slow mo?”Me: im trying to spot a skin or 2. if im lucky maybe a glimpse of her hand or feet.

As a wise bear said.” SomeBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHET?!”

Alt title: how to piss off the Italians, Japanese, and Australians(again) in 1 minute

I’ll be honest… This camera work is actually nice to look at. I dunno what it is. It’s all shaky and stuff, but the view is still clear. No blurs, so it doesn’t feel unstable. And it really works with the chaotic atmosphere that she’s so well-adept to. I’m not subscribed to Haato, but just seeing 10 seconds of this made me like the video lol (only because I watched her dumpling video and that was entertaining too)Edit: Did she edit this video herself? It’s freaking wild.

I can’t wait for the big reveal on whether or not she’s using her hands or feet when cooking

Everyone: she’s going crazyMe: that’s way too much water for 44 pieces of pasta sticks

1:40お前…絶対フェルミ研○究所見てるだろ

はじめての！ゲテモノCOOKING♪【ホロライブ/赤井はあと】

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　はじめてのゲテモノCOOKING、、、緊張しちゃうわっっっ BGM➡https://youtu.be/IT186xDTwUU サムネ：まきなんせんぱい！

After the Australia training arc, Haachama could solo Galactus no problem

Pros of dating Haachama: She’s not a picky eater.Con: She’s not a picky eater.

That one guy in chat: “Covid-20”

You: “Waiter, there’s a spider in my soup”Haachama: “Yes, I put it in there. Do you like?”

Calli: “Haato senpai, it’s time for you to die”Haato: “No”Calli: “but…”Haato: “imortl”

Hachaama feels that she has lost one of her unique points (english fluency) when the HoloID 2nd gen came.I guess she hasn’t fully realized that being able to eat a fucking spider without fainting is already a unique trait that nobody in Hololive would want to imitate.

Normal idols: Kyaaah bugs!! I hate them they’re gross.Haachama: *Devours tarantulas*

I feel so much better after finding out these specific tarantulas are apparently perfectly edible and are a delicacy of Cambodia, thank god. Came in halfway through the stream and legit thought she was eating some random spider she found. (so technically this ain’t even Australia’s fault lmao, I don’t think even Aussies eat their spiders because they are usually very dangerous)

Haachama:Cook TarantulaThe Spider on Ceiling: INTENSE SWEATING

Luna after watch the stream : “Wtf is this nanoraaaaa…” Pain-Luna

F to the tarantulaF to all the innocent AussiesF to all the people who were eating during the streamF to those who thought she was joking

That guy in comments: “This is my first Haachama stream”…I don’t know what to say bro. My condolences…?

Haachama’s neighbour back in aussie: Oyy mate! have ye seen my tarantula?

Nobody:Random person in chat: Is she making spider’s habitat?

Haachama: *comes back to japan and eats a spider*SCP Foundation: gentlemen….. We failed at containing her, the world is lost

[Skill acquired: Poison Resistance]Edit: [Skill upgraded: Poison Immunity]

She’s been in Australia for so long that she’s eating the wildlife.

She wasn’t bullshitting when she called herself ” The most bad-assed Idol” (check her Twitter handle).

There’s a reason why Spider Aliens haven’t invaded yet…

Even Kiara was mortified when she saw this stream’s twitter announcement

【第一回英語テスト】#ホロライブ珍回答王 は誰だ！？【ホロライブ/赤井はあと】

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　ホロライブメンバーを集めて抜き打ち英語テストやってみた！ 一番天才的な珍回答を出すのは誰だ！？ 【司会】 □桐生ココ …

Just because this is about English I thought I could understand it more, I’ve never been so wrong.

“Child, don’t touch me missile. OH MY GOD!”😔🙏Mio has the best English, I tell you.

マリン船長の「はあちゃま！？！？」がほんと草

I’ve never been more excited to see English get absolutely mangled.

32:54 69% hololive members are not sleeping together. So the other 31% are already doing it.41:14 I feel bad for Mio at the same time my sides hurt from laughing.

The way Mel described the ambulance sound is too cute……..”Pi-Po…”

Yozora Mel is just so cute. She gets a pass.Also, Detroob: Become Hooman.

48:22 Pi-po = ambulance, because that’s the sound it makes.God, that’s so cute I’m gonna die. Protect innocent, pure vampire, Mel.

53:26〜のみこちゃんの『はいぃ…』が可愛すぎる

Its a real shame I didnt get to watch this stream. It started at 3 am so there was no helping it I guess

57:31 表彰式(かわいい)

*Coco fix Haato’s mistake*Marine: “HAAACHAMA!!!”Everytime. 😂 I can’t get over her reaction lol

最後の会長の三人居るって流れにしたのすげぇなぁと素直に感心したわ

31:43(おお)神の一手

40:40の絶叫はあちゃまツボだわ

28:34 はあちゃまが肝臓は２つあると思ってる説好き

25:15 BGMが神タイミングで止まり わためちゃんの 「えっ！？」 から会長の「え？じゃねぇよ」好きｗ

The ENGRISH! too powerful even the one who made the sentence is confused.

32:54 ミオちゃんの全てが崩れた 瞬間

これ、会長が「ホロライブで世界取るぞって言ったけど、やべーなこれ・・・」とか思ってそうで草

#FREEHAACHAMA

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　8のつく日は、はあちゃまの日 8th of February is HAACHAMA Day because it is 8. Thumbnail: 原田いすか先輩（https://twitter.com/isukash） Membership to support …

Haachama: *takes over Haato’s bodyMe: *NOOO–*Haachama: “So anyway there is this lewd contest-“Me: *–OICEE..*

Calliope: 0 vtuber killHaachama: 1 vtuber killThe true face of death in hololive

*sees Haato’s Head*“She’ll be back, No one ever really dies around here…”

Really gotta respect the amount of effort she probably puts into this. This is some really good and entertaining content as you’re constantly wondering what she’s gonna pull of with Akai Haato and Haachama next. Hope she’ll keep both personas up, though that might be hard.

This is some god tier writing and acting on her part, those CMs were legit unnerving but entertaining at the same time. She’s so creative with this whole thing and how it’s pacing. Love that the dominant personality thing isn’t one sided, maybe we’ll see Haato and Haachama come into a resolution some day where both would coexist as one personality. I also love how the Haatons are so divided about it, one side rejoicing seeing someone they thought they lost forever and the other wanting the chaos they’ve come to known. At the end of it all, we love our Haatochama for always giving it her all to entertain.

Damn that went from seiso singing then went to DDLC disturbing… That aside her voice is amazing as always, She deserves 1mil with all her hardwork.

Jokes aside, we have to appreciate how much effort was put into this. What started as a funny joke became some of the best lore we’ve seen in Hololive yet. Seriously interested in seeing where this is going next. I assume this is meant to build up until the channel hits 1M subs. God knows what will happen then.

Bro. Did this lady just play both MC and Villain!? Such skill is too dangerous to be kept alive!

haachama is by far the most creative when it comes to pushing her character to new heights. This is the kind of content vtubers or entertainers in general should strive for. And involving the audience and getting us invested in her story and chatting with hashtags is great. Truly we are blessed by this crazy spider eating anime girl.

“You need to be P A N I S H E D ” – Haachama – 2021

All jokes aside, Haachama is actually a genius, not only the writing but the directing as well, this is actually scary

* Haato dies *Me: “OH NO, SHE DEAD!!”haachama: “ecchi contest”Me: “go on, i’m listening”

I love how she baited everyone into thinking she was going to be streaming alongside haato from now on for like a week, then just fucking cuts her head off lmao

Gawr Gura plays horror games on stream…*HAACHAMA MAKES THEM*

タイムスタンプとセトリです。アーカイブ視聴にお役立て下さい。03:47 アイネクライネ / 米津玄師 　　　Eine Kleine / Yonezu Kenshi 11:22 灰色と青 / 米津玄師 　　　Haiiro to Ao(Gray and blue)/ Yonezu Kenshi 19:05 Snow halation / μ’s 　　　　　　　　　- / Myūzu 24:08 変わらないもの / 奥華子 　　　Kawaranaimono(Things that never change)/ Oku Hanako 33:08 炎（ほむら）/ LiSA 　　　Homura / – 44:39 炎（ほむら）/ LiSA 　　　Homura / – 50:26 白日 / KingGnu 　　　Hakujitsu(Bright White Day) 00:09 音入り 01:17 開始：おはるーじゅ！ 02:32 FREEHAACHAMA？ 08:45 着信アリ 10:05 なんだったんだろ？ 10:47 歌う曲が飛んじゃうはあと様 20:40 アラーム？ 27:05 着信アリ 28:22 アラーム？ 29:09 暗転 29:26 CM？31:15 31:30 再開 31:42 部屋に誰か来た？ 38:12 着信アリ 39:05 オープニング？はあちゃまなう 40:04 消えるはあと様 40:39 暗転 40:42 CM？ 41:45 R.I.P Akaihaato 55:36 おわりに 56:25 明日の告知 57:00 Ending 58:01 放送終了R.I.P Akaihaato…?

41:45 i love that someone just commented “Why is she floating?”Then the next second there’s sliced sound and her body dropped 🤣🤣🤣

I’m completely emotionally invested in this. The return of our chaotic degenerate queen and the tragic, unjustified death of our sweet Haato-san. I can only hope that one day, Akai Haato will be back and can live in harmony with HAACHAMA CHAMA!!!! Until then, I rejoice in the return of Haachama, but mourn deeply for our loss today.

She honestly deserves way more followers. She’s very entertaining even when not streaming with her little clips.

“Cut off your head”It really gives me Alice’s Queen of Hearts vibes.And now you remember that Akai Haato = Red Heart.

ここ数日の仕込みからのこの配信、放送作家の才を感じる英語を失ってアイデンティティの喪失だなんてとんでもない、この娘は才能という武器を山ほど隠し持っている

LOLICHAMA

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　Thumbnail: まきなん先輩（https://twitter.com/MKN00000000/status/1350425810843230211?s=20） Membership to support HAACHAMA!

20:07″You are too cute to be true.”*SHUDDAP UP DEGENERATE.* -Haachama

Switching between _three_ singing voices?Just strongest idol casually flexing on mortals

Stayed because of akai haatoScared because of haachamaSimped because of redkunJailed because of lolichama

50:01 best saido chesto I’ve ever heard before52:40 I missed red-kun!

Avengers is the best crossover everHaachama, lolichama, haato, red-kun and best girl yagoo: yeah NO

I was washing the dishes while listening to her then suddenly this unknown third voice started singing and I was like “Haachama, who the f*uck is this new soul you gave permission to enter your already chaotic body?”

Thank you very much for this stream, I was really moved: laughter and tears of joy are there!Wait….50:00: Lolichama? What is it?!52:41 : Red-kun?! RED-KUN? IT’S YOU?!!!I love Haato-sama, I love Lolichama very much and above all I love RED-KUNBonus1:21:37 – 1:22:20 : Cute “Brrrr” and “Chama chamaaaaa”

You can’t spell Ho(loli)ve without “loli”Thank you Lolichama, Haachama and Redkun for the fun stream! It’s amazing how you change your voice, Truly a Seiyuu-chama. Hope you do more Redkun voices lol

I’ve only met Lolichama for an hour, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this chat and then myself.Red-kun tho 👀👉👈

I am a straight male. However, that does not mean that I wouldn’t marry Red-Kun on the spot

タイムスタンプです。/ TimeStamp.09:14 アンパンマンマーチ/ ドリーミング 　　　Anpanman March/ Dreaming 14:02 初音ミクの消失/ cosMo@暴走P 　　　Hatsunemiku no shōshitsu(The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku)/ cosMo@BōsōP 22:42 うっせぇわ / Ado 　　　Usse~ewa(Shut the fuck up.)/- 29:08 恋愛サーキュレーション/ 千石撫子（花澤香菜） 　　　Ren’ai sākyurēshon(Love circulation)/SengokuNadeko(HanazawaKana) 36:55 炎（ほむら）/ LiSA 　　　Homura/- 42:44 START:DASH/ μ’s 　　　　　　　　-/ Myūzu 47:06 お願いマッスル / 紗倉ひびき(ファイルーズあい) 　　　Onegai massuru(Please Muscle)/ Sakura Hibiki (fairūzu ai) 52:24 とびら開けて/ 神田沙也加・津田英佑 　　　Tobira akete(Open the door)/ Kanda Sayaka・Tsuda Eisuke 53:46 恋するフォーチュンクッキー/ AKB48 　　　Koisuru fōchunkukkī(Fortune cookie in love)/- 59:37 夜に駆ける / YOASOBI 　　　Yoru ni Kakeru(Racing into the Night) 1:04:09 裸の心 / あいみょん 　　　 Hadaka no Kokoro(Naked heart)/Aimyon 1:09:16 マリーゴールド/ あいみょん 　　　 Marigold / Aimyon 1:14:47 残酷な天使のテーゼ / 高橋洋子 　　　 Zankoku na Tenshi no Te-ze(A Cruel Angel’s Thesis)/ Takahashi Yōko 00:12 OPENING 06:00 音入り/ sounds 06:06 声入り/ voices 07:00 こんにちは/ Hello 07:42 今日の予定/ Today’s schedule 13:16 くしゃみ/ Bless you 29:30 YAGOO 35:38 お昼寝/ Siesta 1:19:16 おわりに 1:19:48 ENDING 1:21:35 おかえり？/ welcome back？1:22:19 放送終了/ Stream end歌枠お疲れさまでした！

“Just how many personalities do you have in there, Haachama?!””Yes.”

She has so many sides of voice .Side SidSi..50:01

Next vid: *ONEE-CHAMA* -ARA-ARA-~~

Truly a very talented and creative individual. I was so hyped when she started a duet by herself then she made it even more Epic by having 3 Voices interchange while singing.

Red-kun is too overpowered for YouTube.. YAGOO-chan need to take action before Red-kun starts fighting for the body too

29:25 Just another proof Haachama is a Genius Entertainer LMAO

A lot of people say that Red-kun is rarely heard, so hearing him (her?) sing, AND Haato joining in, AND Yagoo best girl suddenly interrupting. One of the strangest yet best streams I’ve seen since I fell in the rabbit hole. (which was just a month ago)Keep up the amazing work! ❤

So there’s 4 personality in 1 body now: Haato-chan, Haachama, Oneechama, and Sleeptalking Lolichama…Sasuga strongest idol ❤️❤️❤️

The way Haachama can just transition between voices/personas is really impressive.