Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと（おすすめch紹介）

いただきはあちゃま

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　ちなみに咀嚼音は効果音だよん Thumbnail: voc senpai (https://twitter.com/voccu/status/1347407692340584448?s=20) MMD: MFY senpai …

Yagoo: No more idol dream. We ENTERTAINMENT company now.

If you listen closely, you will realise she is not crushing a tarantula, she is crushing Yagoo’s dream and she is enjoying it.

どんどん危ない方にいってる気がする…疲れたらしっかり休んでね😭

何故か分からないけど…、17秒が長く感じた:( ;´꒳`;):

She has embraced the meme and turned herself into an unstoppable monster

2020 – Dreams is broken 2021 – Yagoo’s acceptance *Today its hololive evolution*

１　０　０　万　い　っ　て　生　ま　れ　た　狂　気

Imagine composing an orchestral suite in the baroque era just for it to be used in a video about an anime girl eating spiders

If you google translate the page, the title becomes “I’m sorry”

People: haachama released a music video right after sora said the M word on coco stream … she will revive Yagoo dreams Haachama:

Releases full REDHEART: “Akai Haato is alive?!”Releases this a day after: “aaand she died again…”

リピってる俺がいるこの短さだもんな…ホントアイドルってなんなんだろうか？

Yagoo: I made an entertainment company… BUT AT WHAT COST !!Sora: everything Mother****er

あれ、僕の意志とは無関係に手が勝手に高評価を押してしまった……

Ah, so this is Hell. It’s brighter than I imagined.

degenelates: ayy mate, we’re back in business.

“We’re worried for you Haachama”- The Community

Yagoo: we idol company today!A-chan: but sir-Yagoo appears right in front of her face: i said we entertainment company today.

-Yagoo are you okay? Yagoo:Hololive is an ENTERTAINMENT company *Cry in Yagoo language*

The fact that something this off-kilter is actually an official upload on her official channel makes this that much better.

ぽっぴっぽー /　HAACHAMA

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　作詞：ラマーズP 作曲：ラマーズP 編曲：ラマーズP ーーーーー □Inst＆MIX Be（https://twitter.com/mousniper?s=21） □Art …

Not only is this song nostalgic, she is scarily accurate sounding to Miku.

Guys, I think we’ve lost her completely now.

this is what you call a weeb’s brain in the middle of an exam

“She’s trying to distract us from investigating Akai Haato’s murder…”its working

She already left Australia but Australia never left her

This is a realistic simulation of what a fever dream feels like.

Teacher: and that’s why we should not eat too much weird food or insects.

「数年前投稿」感がすごい

The 3D model with the red jacket looks so comically ridiculous doing that sped up dance.

Man I love Hachama’s bad drawing aesthethic, it’s basically back to the 2006s Youtube era

all the shitpost from everyone has been a blessing but man Haachama is still leagues beyond them

私は日本人ですが、日本という国を理解することは困難です

Philippines: our food all safe no side effects.Side effects:

日本人はこの曲がもう12年前のものになったという事実を知って狂え

I clicked it onceThen it got stuck in my headNow it’s there forever….

When Hatsune Miku does it: Vegetable Juice When Haachama does it: Spider Soup

This isnt a shitpost, she just drugged our tarantula stew and this is the after effect

10 years later, I would look back at this. And realize how good we had it. I already feel nostalgic just watching this.

Guest : What is this?Clerk : Vegetabl”ed”.

冷静に考えると普通にただの歌ってみたであると言う事実に笑ってる

#COEXIST

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And when the world needed her most, she returned.

So to summary (and correct me if I’m wrong I’m just going off live translations): She wanted to do something special for 1 million but wasnt sure what to do. She tweeted she had something planned (when she really didnt). And then she basically winged an entire psychological horror series.Pretty impressive

Haachama/Haato: *returns*Literally everyone: You’re as beautiful as the day you left.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that her story got privated and she got in trouble for it, took a break, then decided to finish it anyway regardless of possible consequences? I’m so proud of her

9:05 Continue of the Story16:18 Coexist21:45 Really amazing. -New Song?-26:05 Happy End28:18 Montage w/ Amazing BGM30:05 Return of our Queen.50:24 OyasumigoodnightLegendary stream with roughly 75K people watching at peak. Welcome back! はあちゃま!

She came back Stronger than ever before indeed.

I hadn’t realised how much I’d missed her voice.

Everybody gangsta til Truck-kun was the one who started it all

To the Translators out there: Here Have a Red Heart ❤️

Conclusion of her journey of self-discovery : Sanityn’t.

Haachama has some massive balls. She got in trouble for the videos and had to private them, and then came back unprivited and finished the series. What a chad. We missed you queen welcome back ♥️

タイムスタンプです。It’s Time stamp. 00:13 OP 04:11 音入り/ BGM 04:39 ただいま. I’m back 05:10 またせたな/ Thanks for waiting. 05:32 語彙が絵と合わない/ The vocabulary doesn’t match the pictures. 05:56 雰囲気台無し/ spoil the mood 06:10 久々の配信で/ Long time no see 06:51 これが本気のミュート芸/ This is a real mute trick. 07:38 すごい焦らしたし待たせたので/ I made you wait so long. 08:33 焦らしを楽しむはあちゃま/ Haachama enjoying the rush. ――――――――――――――― 09:06 📹 Movie：はあとちゃんとはあちゃまの仲睦まじき過去/ friendship 11:56 📹 Movie：いなくなった「はあちゃま」/ She’s gone. 14:02 PAIN 14:16 悲しいね/ So sad 14:43 悲しかった/ It was sad. 15:20 でも、大丈夫/ But it’s okay. 15:28 楽になれるよ/ You’ll feel better. 15:44 it’s fine ――――――――――――――― 16:18 📹 Movie：ただいま/ I’m home 17:00 📹 Movie：拒絶/ rejection 17:41 📹 Movie：見てるよ/ surveillance 18:05 📹 Movie：cut off your head(苦手な方,注意) 19:19 a 19:25 あーあ 19:46 again 20:16 muge? 20:22 なんでもない 20:59 終わらせたい. I wanna finish it. 21:33 HELP US ――――――――――――――― 21:45 📹 Movie：共存/ Coexistence 24:34 BAD END or 25:11 HAPPY??? 25:19 TRUE??? 25:25 HAACHAMA??? 25:53 HAPPY END 26:17 📹 Movie：ずっと一緒/ We’ll be together forever. 27:31 ⏰アラーム/ Alarm 28:03 📹 Movie：おはよう/ Good Moring 28:19 📹 Movie：Ending-Never ending story 【雑談/ Talk】 30:11 はあちゃまっちゃま～！ 30:38 感想/ impressions 31:52 経緯：まさかのノープラン/ No pLAN 33:08 メタい話：ホラーをやる気はなかった/ I wasn’t planning on doing horror. 34:35 はあちゃまの夢/ Her Dream 35:33 構成作家がいた？/ Did you have a programmer? 37:10 なんも考えとらんかった？/ No PLAN? 38:52 4月からの配信のお話/ Talk about stream from April. 40:04 劇場版エヴァンゲリオンの話/ Talk about Evangelion 40:37 はあちゃまのモチベーション/ Talk about Motivation 41:03 薄い本が厚くなる話/ About Doujinshi 43:34 歌枠をお楽しみに/ Looking forward to your singing stream. 44:11 急募：英語字幕/ I need someone to make English subtitles for me. 45:11 はあちゃまはドＭ？/ Haachama wa doemu? 47:21 今日はここまで/ That’s all for today. 49:37 明日の予定/ Tomorrow’s schedule 50:29 放送終了/ Stream end完走お疲れさまでした！

For all of my homies who waited for 12+ hours just to watch her coming back, y’all are chad!!!!

Haachama and Haato: *reconciled*Haatons: *wakes up from bad nightmare on Haato’s Lap*In the words of Starlord: Did we just win?

>good endinghaatons: 👉😁👈>ringtone sounds haatons: 😬

Hearing that she wants to become a anime VA or make her own movie is really heartwarming and this series was basically a step forward towards that goal just makes this whole horror series actually wholesome

I translated what was being said, not the story.I used a translation app, so some of the messy parts might be noticeable, but don’t worry about it lol.I’m home!Sorry I kept you waiting.It’s been a really long time.If you’ve seen today’s delivery, you might not know everything, but a lot has happened since February.This story started when Haachama said on Twitter that he had a plan to get to one million registrations.First of all, Haachama is the type of person who says it and then does it. When she tweeted, she didn’t have a plan or anything. At all. lolAfter a break, we decided to start a new series, and Akai and the rest of us started playing Mikura, and a lot of ideas came out of that, and we started getting into it, and here we are.If you don’t want to know what I’m about to tell you, please don’t ask. I didn’t even plan to make it a horror story or anything like that, but as I started to work on it more and more, people started providing me with illustrations, videos, music, and other materials, and I was able to finish it. Thank you all so much.Thank you all so much, and also for your thoughts. lolI’m very happy to see that there are so many different ways of thinking out there, and it was really interesting to see some ideas that I hadn’t thought of before. I also like to think about things.My dream is to be a voice actor in an anime or a movie, so I thought maybe if I made my own anime or movie, I could be a voice actor myself. I thought. I haven’t made it yet, though.So I’m hoping that someday this story will become an anime, movie, or manga, and I’ll be able to fulfill my dream of becoming a voice actor.I’m still inexperienced, though, and I’m only able to do the story and video editing because of the materials provided. I’m still in my infancy. Someone told me that. I was so happy. I’m doing it myself. lolBut you know, I’m always thinking about the composition. I’m always worrying about the structure of the story, like how it doesn’t add up, or how to recover the foreshadowing. LaughsBut if I give out too many stories, people won’t be able to think about it. That’s what I’ve been thinking about all day. lolSo I couldn’t talk to everyone about the story even if I wanted to, and since I was thinking about the story all day, I didn’t have anything to tell everyone. I was thinking about the story all day long, so I didn’t have anything to tell people. I guess some viewers got tired of the story, but I had a lot of fun. lolBut I’m still not satisfied.I tend to throw things away a lot. So even though I don’t know what I’m going to talk about first, I make a frame on Twitter or YouTube and pretend that everything is going according to plan. I don’t even think about it.I used to start editing the video about two hours before the event. But today, I didn’t want to make the same mistake I made the other day, so I started thinking about my story about six hours before, ate a hamburger from the delivery service for about an hour, and just lounged around. LOL!I ended up being late with the delivery.So, I’ve been taking a break for the whole month of March, but during that time, I’m going on a journey of self-discovery. I think I was trying to be cool, but I did find some ideas.I’m going on a journey of self-discovery. I’ve only thought about it in general, though.I’m going to put a lot of pressure on myself to make this look like a plan again. lolAfter all, I’m the type of person who gets overwhelmed if I don’t push myself. LOL!No, it’s really refreshing. I was already wondering what I was going to do if I raised the bar too high, but then I saw the Evangelion movie recently.I don’t know anything about Evangelion. LOL.So I was inspired by Evangelion, and I was wondering if I could do a parody of the Rasto scene? I thought it would be a good idea to parody the Rasto scene, but then I thought it would be a bad idea.But I’m really grateful to the people who write songs, draw illustrations, and make videos for me, because they are the ones who motivate me.I’m going to tell you a story that only the author knows about, so that everyone will only be able to see the story in that way, but the scene at the end, it looks like it could make a thin book. LOL!Isn’t the dialogue amazing? LOL!If you make a yuri book, I’ll read it to you.It’s hot, hot, hot!Thank you for the red spacha for Hato-chan!I was going to tell you the story behind the story, but I didn’t want to do that, because then it would look like I said it, and I wouldn’t be able to think about it, and I wouldn’t be able to change the setting, so I thought I’d answer your questions with marshmallows or something, but…So I thought I’d answer questions on Marshmallow or something, but… I think I’d like to send out a letter or something after a while.Also, I’ve been singing a lot for the past month, and as a result, my singing has gotten better. LOL!I hope you’re all looking forward to the singing slot.You know, I wanted to finish this episode in about an hour. I didn’t put English subtitles in this video, and I was wondering if anyone could put them in if they’re too long. Of course, just the story part is fine.Lately I’ve been thinking that I’m a dominant person. LOL!Basically, I’m trying to set a time for the delivery and then push it later. I’m making a video when I have only 3 hours left to deliver it. I was going crazy while making it. lolI felt great afterwards.It’s like when you run an endurance race, and it’s hard, but you run it, and you run it in your target time.That’s how I’ve been feeling lately, like I’m in a bind.Let’s all try it! LOL!I think I’m going to take a bath because I’m sweating so much. I’m going to take a bath because I’m sweating so much.So, that’s it for today’s delivery. I know there are a lot of people who want to talk a lot, but I’m going to start streaming every day from tomorrow, so I’m going to save some stuff for that. Also, my computer is dying. LOL!So that’s it. Thanks to those who sent me spacha today!You know, I’m really sorry that I haven’t been able to read your spachas for a long time.I thought it would be easier for everyone to watch if I made the video shorter. I’m sorry for making excuses.I think I’ll do a spacha reading tomorrow.So, that’s it. It was a good day, wasn’t it?Well, good night.

That ended splendidly, excuse me while I go nurse my phobias and disorders I caught from 20 minutes of perfection.

はあちゃまおかえり🎉🎉🎉歌も配信もオリジナルストーリーの続きも楽しみに待ってます！！コメ欄の日本人、生きとるか〜？

What Akai Haato has done is do a one-man theatrical series. This is theatrical art she has created and we can all agree she did an incredible job in making this. Let’s continue to give her our love and support for the gifts she has pour her heart and soul into making for us.

ヲタク共に言いたい事がある！

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　そういうことだから。理解よろ。 音源➡https://youtu.be/PuY6TOcOiak.

I broke up with my girlfriend. When she asked why, I sent her this video.

“I want to be your girlfriend”Reality is often disappointing.

Girlfriend : He’s probably thinking about another womanMe : Actually, yes i am…

“I want to be your girlfriend”*Just like the simulations*

Haachama: “I could be your girlfriend” Fans: “I-” Haachama: *_Ew. I’m already taken._*

“I don’t like your girlfriend!”Me: I don’t have one.*Mission failed successfully*

Broke up with HaatoNow on a relationship with Haachama

Ironically the one person I could probably defeat in a cooking competition.

“i want to be your girlfriend!!!”me : **snaps neck, stretches arms, sips coffee, takes a deep breath** K

Therapist: “Don’t worry, Haachama singing pop punk isn’t real, she can’t hurt you.”Haachama singing pop punk:

“I want to be your girlfriend”Impossible

So she just called us degenerates?!……She’s not wrong thoHAACHAMA CHAMA!!!! *screams in degeneracy*

“I dont like your girlfriend”I thought my parents were the only one that thought my waifu was trash.I was wrong

Came back to this gem after Matsuri’s video

What a coincidence, that’s literally one my favorite songs ever.

Hachama : “I want to be your girlfriend”Also Hachama : “Ah, comment is disgusting as always”Its still looping in my mind..See .. That last.. she says “IIYAAAAAA”” which mean “No”( ‘-‘)

BREAKING NEWS: Break up caused by men increases to 100%

“I don’t like your girlfriend”Well, good thing I don’t have one.

Hana: “Just think of me as your gf-wait, i shouldn’t said that…”Haachama: “I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!”

最初英語字幕しか読んでなくて二週目日本語字幕読んだら無茶苦茶で草

【#3】超ギリギリ!?エッッなイラストを募集した結果・・・！？#HAACHAMASUNDAY

(c) Akaihaato Ch. 赤井はあと　毎週日曜18時からコンテスト企画！ EVERY SUNDAY 1:00PST/4:00EST ＃HAACHAMASUNDAY Membership to support HAACHAMA!

The funniest part is that she probably has to go to Cover and get permission to review her own lewds and verify that each one is okay to show. 恥ずかしい !!

by the end of the 2020s no one will remember what idols used to be like. This is the new definition of idol now and I love it

To not only do this stream but also archive it, truly Chadchama-chama

Haachama made a H contest of herself so she doesn’t have to search for one online

The day history will remember.The day some lost NNN, and the day some won…

*”WE WERE NEVER MEAN’T TO COMPETE WITH THIS!!”*”HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THIS!!”Gigguk, 2020

Self-confidence at its finestand we like that

And she is 0 generation. Her power needed to be sealed in Australia, land of the wild

Even if you got banished from No Nut November, we from Nonstop Nut November welcome you

Not only that this stream didn’t get taken down, but also gets monetized real hard that there are about 8 ads for me

I’m honestly just surprised that this video hasn’t been nuked.

19:25 The jail bar “censorship” actually help bring out the meaning of that art

Hope this doesn’t get deleted. If so, then it’s inevitable…

yagoo is literally crying in a corner

タイムスタンプです。アーカイブ視聴にお役立て下さい。 0:00:14 OP 0:02:07 予告動画 0:03:33 Start 0:04:00 企画の説明 【健全エ〇】 0:05:18 1人目：swampy boii先輩 0:07:15 2人目：真咲先輩 0:09:23 3人目：ねこやま先輩 ┗ 10:30 妄想 0:11:12 CM 【ガチエ〇】 0:13:05 4人目：みかん。先輩 12:38 0:17:11 5人目：KeuReu クル先輩 20:08 【健全エ〇】 0:21:35 6人目：Miyasaki003c先輩 ┗ 22:46 やらないけどな 0:23:27 7人目：ねぎ先輩 0:26:05 8人目：ぽち先輩 27:22 ┗ 26:55 着せられた？ 0:27:51 9人目：佐藤レイコさんのタムリエル生活先輩 28:46 0:31:27 CM 【ガチエ〇】 0:32:55 10人目：まきなん先輩 38:10 ┗ 36:46 クッキング？ 0:38:55 メンバーシップ入りありがと変態！ 0:39:07 11人目：zeolch先輩 42:02 ┗ 42:47 妄想 【健全エ〇】 0:44:08 12人目：はな森先輩 ┗ 46:51 熱く語る 0:48:34 13人目：ちよねここ先輩 50:22 ┗ 50:47 自然と はだけた？ 0:51:59 CM 【ガチエ〇】 0:54:14 14人目：circussion先輩 53:37 ┗ 58:48 妄想 1:00:19 学び 【健全エ〇】 1:01:11 15人目：ゆずのかおり先輩 1:03:43 ┗ 1:02:38 1:02:56 妄想 1:04:07 16人目：おおはこ先輩 ┗ 1:07:18 マウスアソビ 1:08:07 17人目：モリタツ先輩 1:07:54 ┗ 1:09:52 フィリピンで買ったパ〇ツ？ 【ガチエ〇】 1:12:09 18人目：Yoshiheihe先輩 1:15:41 ┗ 1:12:41 1:13:34 1:15:11 セリフ 【健全エ〇】 1:17:05 19人目：まごわさび先輩 1:19:00 ┗ 1:19:15 気付いてしまう 1:20:10 20人目：五月雨せつな先輩 1:24:06 ┗ 1:21:20 読み上げ 1:24:49 21人目：矼房先輩 【ガチエ〇】 1:26:33 22人目：SY4先輩 ┗ 1:28:37 妄想 1:29:35 参加者・視聴者へお礼の言葉 1:30:19 収益がなくなっても 1:31:00 MVP:23人目：いちはちよん先輩 1:35:02 1:32:51 おわりに 1:33:10 ASMR告知 1:33:27 来週の告知 1:33:43 ED 【スパチャ読み＆雑談】 1:34:50 おかえり 1:35:23 感想 1:38:07 記念放送をしてない 1:38:24 改めて来週の告知 1:39:59 スパチャ読みここから 1:40:23 今日まだ何も食べてない話 1:43:39 75万人突破おめでとん 1:45:02 やだやだ 1:45:18 放送時間の話 1:47:01 Siri 1:56:08 急ぎの理由 2:12:38 好きな景色 2:15:32 放送終了 読み上げのあった絵師様のお名前紹介のスタンプをお名前の後に置いておきました。

This is the ideal idol. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Imagine being the supplier of the ads and thinking that this was a decent channel to advertise your merchandise on

Good thing YouTube-kun didn’t do anything, Haachadma prevails.Also Congrats 750k subs!

Hachama(previously): “As long as you don’t think it’s erotic then it’s not ero”Hachama(now): *Makes* *the* *erotic* *premise* *herself*

Haachama Sunday OP gives me the impression of a day the heavens opens their big red heart gate to bestow us with Haachama Blessings.